The Nun Song

She told me she was a Buddist, but I thought she said a nudist

The Der Der Song

Caution: Do not listen to this song!

The Ballad of Billy Mays

Now who's gonna sell us Oxyclean?

The Yellow Line

All songs written by Pilliard Dickle, except Bacon Wrapped Double Happiness, Lyrics by Ed Hose, Pilliard Dickle and Michael Dyche

Bacon-Wrapped Double Happiness
It's better'n plain old happiness. Like, twice as good!

Walter Wagner

Notice how he turns around three times before he sits down

Walter Wagner